Globe August 19, 2024

NOT APEELING ICE-T chills out in a Big Apple park — but the lardy Law & Order cop needs to work on his core! ALL THAT SASS Animated songbird CELINE DION doesn’t pass up a chance to goof around in Paris as she fights stiff person syndrome RAIDERS OF THE LOST BARK HARRISON FORD hulks out while gabbing in San Diego about his upcoming role in Marvel’s Captain America franchise WHAT IN TARNATION! Splashy JENNIFER ANISTON gets doused by pretend protestors on The Morning Show’s NYC set IT’S ONLY ROCK ’N’ OLD Rolling Stones singer MICK JAGGER is becoming even more of a granitefaced geezer FOREVER YOUR HURL Pop star PAULA ABDUL bounces back from the flu to sing in Charlotte — but still looks ready to toss her cookies!…

Hubby feeling he’s forgotten COUNTRY songbird Carrie Underwood’s marriage is hitting some sour notes, thanks to her obsession with the sweet smell of success, a source tells GLOBE. The Before He Cheats singer, 41, played a concert in Hawaii recently and took Mike Fisher, 44, her hubby of 14 years, along for some couple time. But our mole says the former pro hockey player was left feeling like a castaway thanks to his wife’s workaholic ways. “It was supposed to be a vacation in paradise, but she was either working or with her band and Mike felt left out. Sure, she posed for snaps with him, but she was consumed with work,” tattles a tipster. The ambitious star is resuming her Resorts World residency this month and plans to bring Mike…

JITTERY Wynonna Judd hates to be apart from hubby Cactus Moser since her mom, Naomi, took her own life with a gun in 2022 — but the country star’s packed concert schedule is making her separation anxiety worse and throwing a new wrench into their relationship, sources spill. The flame-haired hitmaker, 60, is hassling the 67-year-old one-legged drummer to join her as she gallivants from Wisconsin to Nevada throughout 2024 — but her clingy behavior is wearing on her spouse of 12 years, moles gab. “She says it would be wonderful if he joined her — and maybe performed a song or two with her onstage,” confides an insider. “They’ve performed together before and like doing the couples act. This time, though, it’s more about Wynonna’s need to feel secure…

IT’S game on for Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis and Bachelor alum Victoria Fuller! Levis posted a photo of the two embracing on his Instagram Stories, which featured a white heart emoji. Fuller, who also appeared on Bachelor in Paradise, reposted the pic, captioning it “life update,” with a red heart emoji. Both have recently split from their significant others. Levis, 25, and his college girlfriend, Gia Duddy, fumbled the ball last September after three years of dating. Fuller, 30, eliminated boyfriend and former Bachelorette contestant Greg Grippo in April after a year together. According to an insider, the reality star and the pro football player, who both live in Nashville, only recently became a couple. “She’s having a lot of fun getting to know him,” the spy says.…

WALL STREET star Michael Douglas is developing a lizard neck as he ages and sources say he’s facing surgery to erase the wrinkles that make wearing open shirts a no-no. Ironically, insiders dish the 79-year-old Oscar winner has not neglected his mug when it comes to fixes and showed off a freshened puss while promoting his latest flick in France earlier this year. But his neck was noticeably saggy and according to an insider, he’s now looking for ways to tighten it up. “His face is smoother than ever, and people are guessing Botox, fillers, creams and moisturizers are responsible, but his neck doesn’t match,” snipes a snitch. “It bothers him and he can’t hide it with scarves in the heat of summer. “Word is he wants to get more…

DAZZLING Demi Moore is thrilled with most of her nip/tucks, but sources say she’s agonizing over her lopsided boobs that ruin her look in a bikini. After the 61-year-old Striptease stunner showed off her assets in a white bikini during a recent shoot, an insider says she’s thinking about a surgical fix for her wonky boobs. “They’re not as big as they were when she first had them done in the ’90s, and they’re nowhere near perfect,” spills a spy. “They’re lopsided and out of proportion. She’s so thin they really stand out and she finds it hard to disguise the problem. Otherwise, she’s happy with the way she looks. She’s worked hard for that body.” But now is the summer bikini season and she’s walking around with this hang-up,…