Q: Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
Source: thanksgiving-day.org
A BLITHERING IDIOT enters a building and goes to the counter. “I would like a large soda, a hamburger, and french fries, please,” he says.
The woman behind the counter says, “Sir, you are in a library!”
The B.I. looks around and notices others sitting quietly and reading. He leans in to the librarian and whispers, “I would like a large soda, a hamburger, and french fries, please.”
Submi tted by GAYLE BURKHART MEDEIROS, Folsom, Cal i fornia
BEFORE THE steeplechase race, the trainer tells the new jockey, “Every time you approach a jump, shout ‘Alley-oop!’ into the horse’s ear.” The jockey thinks he’s nuts but nods his head.
The race begins, and…
