Globe January 8, 2024

MESSING AROUND Hart of Dixie’s RACHEL BILSON takes her off-duty comfort seriously in sloppy sweats ROCKING OUT Mopey MALIA OBAMA is stone-faced as the former first daughter leaves an L.A. office GEEZY DOES IT Men in Black’s TOMMY LEE JONES looks spaced out on the red carpet in West Hollywood LEADER OF THE PACK KUMAIL NANJIANI is on the case as the Eternals strongman totes his own luggage in L.A. FISHING FOR ATTENTION Windblown DYAN CANNON breezes through California — but the Golden Globe winner’s trout pout is off the hook! GIFT FROM GOTH Rocker ALICE COOPER proves he’s still Mr. Nice Guy as he auctions off his top hat for charity…

MONEYBAGS Tom Cruise has been romancing Russian bombshell Elsina Khayrova, but her oligarch ex-hubby warns the Top Gun star better be careful or the temptress will take him to the cleaners! Former hubby Dmitry Tsvetkov insists he learned that the hard way when his bitter three-year divorce from the 36-year-old beauty put a $190 million dent in his wallet! “Irrespective of whoever she’s with, Tom Cruise or anybody else, they should be aware that she likes the finer things in life,” Dmitry dishes, claiming the mother of his two kids has “expensive and luxurious tastes” and blew more than $1.3 million a year on designer rags and handbags during their 11-year marriage. But the diamond and mining tycoon, who lives in a $34 million British mansion, is rooting for 61-year-old Tom…

LONELY Britney Spears is on the hunt for a toyboy, but insiders snitch the singer’s toxic hygiene has potential dates running for the hills! Insiders claim the 42-year-old pop princess has raised eyebrows — and a stink — for years with her indifference to soap, but things have gotten worse since splitting with estranged hubby Sam Asghari, 29, last summer. “She doesn’t shower regularly or use deodorant, her hair smells awful and is all tangled with her extensions, and she wears the same clothes from the day before,” tattles an insider. “She doesn’t wash her hands after handling her dogs and loves walking barefoot outside and inside, which some folks complain results in funky foot odor. “She’s also made a habit of eating her meals in bed and there are…

NEWLY separated Wolverine hunk Hugh Jackman is going all out to make himself look younger and be catnip for the ladies, especially new flame Sutton Foster, insiders tattle. While 55-year-old Hugh “always worked hard to look his best, he’s never been one to stress over getting older,” says an insider, who claims the movie mutant is a “changed man” after his marriage to actress Deborra-Lee Furness went belly-up late last year. “He’s suddenly super worried about looking wrinkled and everyone is convinced that Sutton is a big reason for it. The Broadway beauty is 48, but looks so much younger than her age. Her skin barely has a line on it. So it’s no wonder he’s feeling insecure.” Jackman fell for married Sutton when they co-starred in Broadway’s The Music…

HOLLYWOOD celebrities seem to have it all — fame, money and privilege — but they shamelessly tell lies to enhance their own images and will stop at nothing to protect the good life that Hollywood provides, according to top mental health experts. But, ironically, psychologist Dr. Gilda Carle and forensic psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman say stars’ attempts to make themselves look better can backfire and destroy their careers. “Many stars are thrust into the spotlight before they know it and suffer imposter syndrome, carrying fears that they don’t deserve any of it,” says Dr. Gilda. “As a result, they will concoct wild tales to convince themselves — and the public — they merit all the adulation.” Dr. Gilda notes NBC newsman Brian Williams was one of the most respected journalists…

SASSY SHARON OSBOURNE, 71, surprisingly admits a bizarre 2021 “cyclops” facelift was the “worst thing” she’s ever done, conveniently overlooking the racism scandal that triggered her exit from The Talk the same year. Of course, there could be a good reason rocker OZZY’s wife sees things that way. She reveals after the surgery, “I had one eye here and one eye there and my mouth was all [askew].” Her first reaction was, “You’ve got to be f**king joking,” but the doctor rejected her demand for an immediate fix because her puss needed to heal. “I looked like one of those f**king mummies they wrap with bandages. It hurt like hell. You have no idea,” she whines. Sharon claims even Ozzy, who has seen his share of odd things during their…