Jess Wright
As a former TOWIE star, Jess, 32, knows that white is great for showing off a tan but this doily-looking gown should only be seen on a cake stand. Tiers, not tears.
Chloe Meadows
Silk or satin can look sexy as a dress, but when it’s a salmon-coloured trouser suit, Chloe, 25, is going to really have to fish for compliments here...
Naomi Campbell
On the catwalk, this wacky outfit would be acceptable but off it, Naomi, 48, looks like she’s spent the day working as a painter and decorator. (Wickes DIY coversuits only £3.50 each!)
Bella Hadid
Going to ballet class? Bella, 21, better watch out for the stilettos making a hole in her stockings and the wedgie she’ll get if she breaks…
