Guardians Of The What-Now? Back in 2014, it felt like a ballsy move to put Star-Lord and his cohorts on the front of Empire, for the film retrospectively titled Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 1. In fact, for the cover depicting “The summer’s coolest, craziest superhero gamble”, we added little arrows explaining each of the gang’s roles: thief, warrior, assassin, muscle and, uh, raccoon. It was the most motley crew since Mötley Crüe, and not even they had a talking tree on bass.
Flash forward nine years, and with the third and final Guardians movie about to swagger onto the big screen like a particularly boisterous Ravager, no explanations are required. We’ve been on space-hopping adventures with these oddballs, battled interdimensional beasts, survived high-stakes dance-offs, and listened to a lot…
