“OhmyGod. OH MY GOD. He’s gonna say it. Oh my God, he’s gonna say it!” exclaimed Deadpool in last summer’s Deadpool & Wolverine, excitedly eyeballing a robed Chris Evans. As the latter threw off his cloak, Deadpool yelled, “AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!” Simultaneously, Evans shouted, “FLAME ON!” As he blasted into the air, transformed into a human fireball, a disappointed Deadpool muttered, “I’m sorry, what now?”
The big joke was that he was expecting Captain America — the king of superheroes — but instead got Johnny Storm, the scorch-powered guy from the maligned Fantastic Four movies. Two decades back, in the burgeoning days of super-movies, those two films had their fans, but were undeniably flawed (let’s face it, Michael Chiklis looked like he had a pebble driveway glued to him). Let’s not…