LIVERPOOL
To the tune of La Bamba
by Joseph
“Mo Salah, Mo Salah, Running down the wing, The Egyptian king, Defenders fear, They see him fly, One quick move, And say goodbye!
Mo Salah, Mo Salah, Scoring goals the Liverpool way, Mo Salah, Mo Salah, The Egyptian king all day, Left-foot magic, top-bin strike, Anfield roars, a glorious sight!
Give him space, He’ll make you pay, Liverpool’s king, He’ll lead the way!”
CRYSTAL PALACE
To the tune of Hakuna Matata
By Alfie
“Jean-Philippe Mateta, What a wonderful guy, Jean-Philippe Mateta, He scores all of the time!
It means no worries, When he’s in your side! It’s a relegation-free… Philosophy… Jean-Philippe Mateta!”
CHELSEA
To the tune of You Got The Style
By Elliot
“I say ooooh, It’s cold in here, There…