It’s spring, the season when, according to the great novelist Margaret Atwood, “at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” You said it, Margaret. Spring is the cyclist’s dream season: a time for longer days, drier tracks, bike-short tan lines and actually getting sweaty while riding, instead of frostbitten.
This is also the time for a pre-summer tidy up. If you’re anything like me, you’ve just hauled your bike out of the garden shed to find it still caked with mud from an ill-advised ride in late June over frost-rotten, boggy tracks. Not a problem. I’ve just completed my ritual spring clean, and I’ve put together a never-fail guide to getting your ride to sparkle like a teen vampire from Twilight and your drivetrain to hum like…