Fade In
Ext. Penthouse Apartment Balcony—Day Overlooking the Florida Atlantic, two corporate investors sit perched on the edge of their chairs. Kelly Slater sits peacefully cross-legged, back straight, on a rug made from the finest sherpa hair.
CLOTHING EXEC 1 (salivating)
Super excited to have you on board, Kelly. I feel like we are…we are both global citizens on a journey…
CLOTHING EXEC 2 (salivating)
To riches!
KELLY (deadpan, head tilting)
Transparency.
CLOTHING EXEC 2 (straightening tie)
Sure. You got it, champ.
CLOTHING EXEC 1
Now, let’s talk details, Kelly.
KELLY (begins to glow)
Well, with Outerknown, it’s our mission to reveal the natural connections between the outdoors, clothing, and diet.
CLOTHING EXEC 2
People will eat the clothes?
KELLY (confused, becoming semi-transparent)
No, but write that down just in…