“Normal.” For years now, that word has been front and center in advertisements for alternative surfcraft, mostly fish or fish-influenced hybrid shortboards. “Ride this shape a couple inches shorter and an inch wider than your normal board,” the ads typically implore. Sometimes “normal” is replaced with “standard,” but, of course, the idea remains the same: That there is a Platonic ideal of a board that all of us can easily point to, nod in unison and agree, “Yep, that’s a normal surfboard right there.”
But lean back, close your eyes, and picture a “normal” surfboard in your mind. What do you see? A wafer-thin, high-performance thruster? A twin-keel fish with a psychedelic airbrush? Maybe a single-fin log with a thick redwood stringer running down the center? Or how about a…