So, I pull around a corner, and I hear what was a very strange conversation. A Scotsman is trying to teach an American to speak English like a Scotsman. “Only use o’s and u’s”, he says. “So, I koop a hord of abordun ongus cuttle”, which the American repeats back very convincingly, even more so when they start on some less savoury language. Although what on earth started this conversation, I have no idea. I decided to risk life and limb, so I interrupted. “Is that it”, I managed, my eyes popping open. The ‘it’ is a whole new ballgame, as the Americans say. Now don’t run away in search of the DX page, hear me out.
It’s a radio, a V/UHF handheld one, 4 watts out. It’s built like…