Globe December 2, 2024

THE QUAD SQUAD DOLPH LUNDGREN needs to add some stretch goals to his workout — the Rocky IV villain’s belly has gone to pot! SEAS THE DAY Unsinkable Love Boat regular CHARO is happy to go to the dogs as she walks her pet pup in Beverly Hills FLOOR SHOW Country songbird KELSEA BALLERINI lies down on the job during her concert at New York City’s Madison Square Garden BIN THERE, DONE THAT Geriatric Gidget SALLY FIELD trashes her Kamala Harris signs days after the Democrat’s doomed run for the presidency HOW FOWL! Turkey-necked BILLY JOEL gobbles up attention onstage at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas ALL PUMPED UP Magic Mike hunk JOE MANGANIELLO tops off his tank in L.A. while cradling his beloved mutt BUBBLES…

PRO-FOOTBALL GOAT Tom Brady spent decades laughing in the face of gigantic 300-pound tacklers, but sources say he’s secretly sweating bullets over coming face to face with the martial arts stud who has knocked up his ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen! Sources snitch the 6-foot-4, 225-pound champ of seven Super Bowls is convinced 44-year-old Gisele’s baby daddy Joaquim Valente, 37 — a 5-foot-10, 160-pound jiu-jitsu master — could kick his butt! “Tom never in a million years thought he would be in this position, and up until now there wasn’t a need to see this guy,” spills an insider. “But Joaquim isn’t going away. He’s going to be sticking around for a long time, and Tom’s bracing himself. “Gisele is madly in love with Joaquim and wants to have them all be a…

POLITICAL hotshot George Clooney was humiliated after his stumping failed to elect presidential candidate Kamala Harris — and now insiders tattle that his crusading has put a major strain on his marriage to Amal! “George truly believed that his endorsement of Kamala Harris would move mountains, but it’s only made him look like another conceited, self-important celebrity,” spills an insider. “His op-ed calling for President Joe Biden to remove himself from the race was also met with a lot of rolling of eyes. The truth is that George’s opinion doesn’t carry as much weight as he thought, and he’s been left with major egg on his face. “His ego has taken a big hit and he’s been moody, and Amal won’t put up with it for long!” Also adding to…

HAGGARD Prince Harry fears he’ll become the target of political revenge and be ousted from the U.S. after President-elect Donald Trump takes office. This would leave him a man without a country following his U.K. banishment by his father, King Charles, sources spill. A tipster tattles that the renegade royal — and his American-born wife, Meghan — recently purchased a home in Portugal for the princely sum of $4.7 million. The California-based couple made their overseas investment after Harry, 40, admitted in his 2023 memoir, Spare, to using cocaine, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms and ketamine. Under federal law, the confession could cause the Duke of Sussex to be booted from the U.S. if he lied about drug use on his visa application — and a conservative think tank loyal to Trump…

LIVING country legend Willie Nelson’s musical outlaw pals have mostly fallen like leaves from a tree — and loved ones fear he’ll soon be riding off into the sunset himself! The 91-year-old Red Headed Stranger was so despondent over the September death of best buddy Kris Kristofferson, 88, that he waited nearly two months to speak about it — and then let loose a torrent of hurt over the loss. “I hated to lose him,” he says. “That was a sad time. Kris was a great friend of mine. And, you know, we just kind of had a lot of fun together and made a lot of music together.” The death left Willie as the last living member of the country music supergroup The Highwaymen, which included Kristofferson along with…

R&B superstar turned beauty and fashion mogul Rihanna may be ditching making hits to focus on bringing in the Benjamins with her burgeoning cosmetics and lingerie empires! “Music was the thing that got the attention, but God had other plans for me,” the chart-topper, 36, announced at the opening of the Fenty Beauty store in her native Barbados. The Umbrella singer, who has scored an astounding 32 Top 10 hits, hasn’t released a new album or toured since 2016. Besides Fenty Beauty, she’s also the founder of another incredibly successful business, the lingerie line Savage X Fenty. RiRi fueled rumors she was considering ditching her music career last June, when she wore a T-shirt that said, “I’m Retired.” Her most recent remarks reignited fans’ fears she’ll never finish her highly anticipated…