A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.
“Do you make fish cakes?” he asked.
“Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger.
“Great,” said the man. “It’s his birthday.”
I bet when the first guy wore glasses, everybody was like, “Oh, ladi-da, excuse me, Mr. I Need Two Monocles.”
@robfee (from Twitter)
Fred Loves Wilma!
After 28,000-year-old cave paintings were discovered in Australia, the Week invited its readers to write some prehistoric graffiti for them.
• "The beginning is near!"
• "Only 9,492,798 shopping days until Christmas!"
• "When spear outlawed, only outlaw have spear!"
• "Betty White rocks!"
• "Marked with my iChisel4."
Even though I’m from Boston, I feel right at home in the South. You see, Boston is also full of people with…