The first words of this six-page Age of Aquarius backyard-board-design dialectic go like this: “Hello. I am a spaceman. I am the spirits of Einstein, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, and Bob Simmons, taken possession, temporarily, of the innocent body known here on earth [sic] as Tom Morey. I (we, really) am looking at your surfboards of today and thinking they are junk.”
Most of what there is to know about Morey— surfer, inventor, theorist, fabulist; creator of the bodyboard and spray-on traction and maybe even professional surfing—is contained within those few lines. He is freethinking. He is funny. Impressive. Self-important. He wants to improve things—is hellbent on doing so. And in the process, he will grin and raise an eyebrow and talk some good-natured shit.
“Space Boards” finds Morey…