Table of contents for June 3, 2024 in Globe

HUE’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Pink-haired PAZ DE LA HUERTA flaunts her figure in Ibiza — but the Boardwalk Empire reject is no bikini babe! HAMMER TIME Loki’s TOM HIDDLESTON tries his hand at hefting the replica weapon of his screen sibling Thor at Osaka’s Comic Con BAD COMPANY Former Three’s Company beauty PRISCILLA BARNES is unrecognizable from her sitcom heyday FAREWELL TO ARMS KRISTIN CHENOWETH looks like she’s wasting away as the scrawny songbird belts out a tune in Las Vegas GRIN REAPER Aging Star Wars hero HARRISON FORD is in high spirits as the longtime pilot hosts an aviation awards show SON OF A GUN Funnyman WILL FERRELL fires off more than his mouth as he launches T-shirts into a crowd in California…

BETTE MIDLER’s marriage to Martin von Haselberg was practically on the ropes with bitter bickering years ago, but sources say they mended their fences, fell in love again and now the 70-plus-year-olds are acting like honeymooners. “You’d never guess they’ve been married for decades because they seem like a couple of newlyweds,” spills a spy. And that’s great especially this year when the 78-year-old Divine Miss M and the 75-year-old performance artist celebrate their 40th anniversary in December. Meanwhile, the insider says they’re planning a romantic summer: “While their vacation will include a few sizzling romps, it will also be about having fun, cuddling on the couch, doing tai chi together and spending time with family. “Their love life is still white-hot, but it’s less about sex and more about being…

GORGEOUS George Clooney’s new sloppiness is bumming out lawyer wife Amal, who sources say is especially annoyed now that he’s slumming around with schlubby co-star Adam Sandler. The 63-year-old, onetime Hollywood heartthrob was looking a far cry from his debonair days as he hung with the 57-year-old funnyman on the Tuscany, Italy, set of their Netflix project directed by Noah Baumbach. “Amal’s appalled by George’s lack of taste,” spills an insider. “She’s wondering why the most handsome man on the planet is wearing dirty old sneakers and baggy jeans that fall off his flat butt. “He doesn’t bother to get dressed for dinner these days, and she’s telling him that it’s not doing wonders for their romantic life. “Amal’s still making an effort and looks amazing every time she steps…

THE sprawling family featured in the TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 has fractured over the past 17 years and now mom Kate Gosselin is celebrating the 20th birthdays of four of her sextuplets — snubbing two estranged kids. Posting a photo on May 12 of just four of the six she had with ex Jon Gosselin — Alexis, Aaden, Leah and Joel — Kate, 49, writes: “No more teenagers in this house! Happy 20th birthday, my forever babies! I love you! Who feels old? I know I do! #20yearsold #ItsaPICKLE.” Missing was Hannah, who lives with Jon, and Collin, who joined the Marines. They don’t speak with their mom. Meanwhile, Jon, 47, who’s been divorced from Kate since 2009, says he hasn’t spoken to the birthday four “in…

BEACH Boys legend Brian Wilson is a dementia-ravaged shut-in who needs 24/7 care, according to a heartbreaking dossier from his doctor detailing the rocker’s sad last days! Wilson’s condition is so dire, a Los Angeles Superior Court recently approved a petition from his inner circle to place the ailing 81-year-old musician under a conservatorship to manage his affairs! As part of the proceedings, Dr. Stephen S. Marmar presented fraught findings, revealing the onetime musical genius — who co-founded the band and was behind iconic hits including Good Vibrations, God Only Knows, Surfin’ U.S.A. and Fun, Fun, Fun — has lost his mind due to “a major neurocognitive disorder.” Marmar’s five-page declaration, obtained exclusively by GLOBE, lays bare Wilson’s tragic existence, stating the addled artist cannot care for himself and is…

HOMICIDAL housewife Angela Gosser hunted her own Kentucky clan — fatally gunning down her husband and sister before being blown away by her brother during a wild shootout, lawmen say. Armed Angela, 50, forced her way into the Pulaski County home of her older sibling Darryl Wilson, 58, who grabbed a weapon of his own and faced off against his psycho sister. Bullets flew during the bloody family feud, which left Darryl seriously injured — and Angela dead! The brave bro survived the ambush — and hasn’t been charged with a crime. But authorities say the crazed kook left a trail of bodies behind her! Concerned relatives requested a welfare check after being unable to contact Angela’s sis — 57-year-old Jennifer Wilson. State troopers and Russell County sheriff’s deputies raced…

THE raunchy sex trafficking lawsuit against former WWE boss Vince McMahon has taken another sleazy turn with the pumped-up muscleman claiming his decades-younger employee Janel Grant was a kinky freak who asked for painful “rough sex,” wanted him to watch her do it with others and asked for costly plastic surgery. As GLOBE reported, Grant, 43, is suing the 78-year-old billionaire and pro wrestling kingpin, charging he made her a sex slave and trafficked her to other men. In a series of raunchy claims, she says McMahon and another WWE exec raped her on a table, her boss pooped on her head during a disgusting romp, forcibly penetrated her with sex toys named for his wrestlers and pimped her out to another bigwig. Now the former WWE big shot is…

POP stud Justin Bieber and wife Hailey Baldwin recently revealed they’re expecting their first child — but you read it here first weeks ago after sources told GLOBE the couple was poised to announce a Band-Aid baby to save their marriage! The singer, 30, and the 27-year-old model showed off Hailey’s bump in a video capturing their vow renewal ceremony in Hawaii. Insiders dish the gal is three months away from becoming a mom! As GLOBE has reported, sources said the troubled lovebirds were hankering to hatch a new addition to their family to save their five-year marriage — but pals expressed fears a baby was the wrong formula for shoring up their relationship! YOU READ IT HERE 1ST In 2021, Justin admitted the first 12 months after getting hitched in…

HOLY cow! West Virginia is considered America’s most obese state with more than 41 percent of residents packing killer flab. Oklahoma is second with 40 percent of the population being porky. ALL clownfish are born male! But some of the reef dwellers made popular by the animated movie Finding Nemo turn transsexual — and lay up to 100,000 eggs at a time! In 1892, American high society considered flirting uncouth and coarse and a popular book, Etiquette: Good Manners for All People, decreed “a married flirt is less than vulgar!” THE Earth’s entire surface layer is replaced every 5 million years — your skin is replaced every 27 days. FORMER British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was the first honorary citizen of the United States via an April 9, 1963, decree…

WIDOW Kellie Pickler is still grieving the sudden heartbreaking suicide of songwriting husband Kyle Jacobs last year, but a friend says she’s now getting out, socializing and “taking baby steps” to find love again! The 37-year-old Red High Heels singer made her first public appearance since Kyle, 49, blew his brains out with a shotgun on Feb. 17, 2023, at a tribute for the late country great Patsy Cline on April 22. An insider says the shattered The Woman I Am songbird is “not rushing it but started to put out feelers. She knows Kyle wouldn’t want her to sit around and grow old on her own. “She’s not lining up dates just yet, but not ruling love out when it happens. “It still feels quite raw even a year…

MONEYBAGS Melinda Gates has quit the charitable foundation she set up with her cheating ex-hubby, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, and will spend her time and billions of bucks on furthering women’s rights. The 59-year-old mom of three got a whopping $76 billion payout when she divorced Bill in August 2021 amid buzz he’d cheated with a sexy Russian bridge player and the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him over the affair. Now, she’s getting another payout — $12.5 billion — to step down from the foundation and she’s dedicating the dough to helping gals. “The time is right for me to move forward into the next chapter of my philanthropy,” declares Melinda. "This is a critical moment for women and girls in the U.S. and around the world, and those…

SHOCKING new UFO research reveals people abducted by space aliens weren’t just subjected to clinical exams — they were raped or forced to endure horrific sexual experiments where sperm and other body samples were forcibly taken by nonhuman creatures. These bizarre and terrifying encounters spanning back to the 1950s are described in The UFO Files: Classic Cases, New Discoveries, Government Coverups, but co-author Nigel Watson notes “people have reported sexual contact with all manner of supernatural beings throughout history,” supporting theories “aliens have been conducting their beastly experiments for millennia.” One of the first alien abductions and sexual encounters was reported in October 1957 by 23-year-old Brazilian farmer Antonio Vilas-Boas, who was stunned when a star-shaped UFO landed in front of him. Vilas-Boas said he was “hauled aboard” the craft,…

KANYE WEST’s former squeeze JULIA FOX insists she’s been celibate since 2021 and never got intimate with the bipolar rapper. Cheeky VAN HUNT sent the internet into meltdown mode by posting nudie pix of his X-rated X-Men gal HALLE BERRY, 57. It’s real-life Parenthood for MAE WHITMAN, 35, who’s expecting her first child after starring on the NBC drama. Glee alum LEA MICHELE and hubby ZANDY REICH are having a daughter to join three-year-old son EVER. MTV canceled this year’s MTV Movie & TV Awards without explanation, swearing the event will be back in 12 months. Weird! Talk about a bad review! Boardwalk Empire star STEVE BUSCEMI was randomly punched in the face as he walked the Big Apple’s worm-infested streets in broad daylight! Jaws actress SUSAN BACKLINIE — who…

JUSTIN TIMBER-LAKE is seeing fans wave Bye Bye Bye after the boy-bander was bashed by ex Britney Spears in her blistering memoir, The Woman in Me, according to industry experts. The aging poster boy, 43, racked up a slew of his own hits after branching out from the pop group NSYNC — but sources dish the fading SexyBack sensation is seeing subpar sales for his album Everything I Thought It Was and his Forget Tomorrow tour! The shocking news comes more than six months after Toxic songbird Britney, 42, chirped about their three-year romance! In the book, Britney blabs her onetime beau knocked her up when they were both 19 — then insisted she have an abortion because “he didn’t want to be a father.” Spears also claims Timberlake — who’s…

BRAIN-ADDLED Playboy icon Hugh Hefner was coldheartedly browbeaten and duped by his last wife, Crystal, into buying her a property he couldn’t afford and making big changes to his will, charges the late skin mag magnate’s outraged son Marston Hefner. In a rambling diatribe on the Girls Next Level podcast, Marston — Hef’s 34-year-old son with second wife Kimberley Conrad — unleashes on his 38-year-old stepmom. Marston claims Crystal got Hef to change his will when he was “sick” and “dosed on f**king medication” that disoriented him. Even though Marston benefited from the changes, he says he saw no reason for them. “The year that he passed away, he changed the will and he gave me, another person and Crystal more money,” notes Marston. “I was like, ‘Why? When he…

CAUTIOUS Kelly Clarkson has finally admitted what many suspected — that she LIED about how she got her newly svelte figure and is actually using one of the new weight-loss drugs to shed dozens of pounds! The 42-year-old pop music cherub has lost a whopping 60 pounds — and although she first insisted it was from “walking” and cutting carbs, Kelly now confesses she’s been on one of the new miracle weightloss drugs that have taken Hollywood by storm. “Everybody thinks it’s Ozempic, it’s not — it’s something else,” she said on her chat show. Ozempic and Mounjaro are prescribed to diabetics to help control weight and blood sugar, while Zepbound and Wegovy are FDA-approved for weight loss alone. “My blood work got so bad. My doctor chased me for…

KATY PERRY has had tremendous success, but let’s face it, she’s no Taylor Swift — her on again, off-again rival! As GLOBE revealed last week, after quitting her American Idol judging gig after seven seasons, Katy is free to try a tour to cash in like Taylor, who’s raking in billions with her Eras concerts. But while Katy might think of Taylor as a rival, it’s not clear Tay-Tay feels the same about the I Kissed a Girl singer, who can’t hold a candle to Swift’s success. As GLOBE reported, the thrushes’ feud began in 2014 when Katy swiped Taylor’s backup dancers. But Perry buried the hatchet by sending Swift an actual olive branch, moles whisper. Katy was spotted at one of Taylor’s Eras concerts. Was she taking notes for…

GUTSY Miami Vice legend Edward James Olmos beat deadly throat cancer, but confesses he thought he was a goner when his radiation and chemotherapy-ravaged body “gave up” from the treatments. The 77-year-old actor, who also starred in Harrison Ford’s iconic Blade Runner, says he felt his body had nothing left 16 months ago after the draining treatments left him so weak, he feared he wouldn’t wake up the next morning. “That entered my mind many, many times throughout the process, because you can't swallow, you can’t talk, you can’t eat, you can’t drink, you can’t do anything,” he says. “I had my last treatment on Dec. 20, 2022, and the next two, three months were the hardest of the entire journey. “Once they stopped all of the chemo, all the…

FAMILY MATTERS TO URKEL STAR! Former Family Matters icon JALEEL WHITE is facing a tough choice with his moneybags bride, NICOLETTA RUHL — rock the cradle OR rock the boat! Jaleel, 47, is worth a not-bad $8 million, but his 26-year-old wife’s uncle is DEAN SPANOS, owner of the $4.1 billion Los Angeles Chargers football team, and she’s also an ambitious exec with StatusPro sports tech company. Jaleel’s got a 14-year-old daughter, SAMAYA, from a previous relationship, and also wants a kid with his no-funny-business bride, but pals are warning TV’s nerdy Steve Urkel infants, stinky diapers and sleepless nights “aren’t on Nicoletta’s radar right now,” says a friend. Pals are telling him to cool the baby talk because he has a good thing going. “They’re saying he knows he has…

ALI WENTWORTH The In Living Color alum has the bright idea! The sassy comic’s red dress is sublime! MARCIA GAY HARDEN The Pollock Oscar winner fails to make a splash in a blindingly busy suit pattern CAROLINE RHEA This is knot a good look! The Sabrina witch needs some magic to escape her cartoonish getup LYNDA CARTER TV’s Wonder Woman needs to be lassoed in! The superhero’s horrid zipper suit is a crime! MELISSA MCCARTHY The Tammy tubster proves she’s entered her Mrs. Roper era with a colossal floral caftan…

SILENT terror spreads in New York City as Lupita Nyong’o faces off against swarming alien invaders in John Krasinski’s A Quiet Place: Day One. The apocalyptic prequel sets the stage for the sci-fi franchise it’s named after and sees the Black Panther beauty sharing the screen with Djimon Hounsou, Alex Wolff and Stranger Things breakout star Joseph Quinn. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 41-year-old performer. 1 She spent the first few months of her life in her birthplace, Mexico City, where her father was a college professor — but her parents briefly moved the family to the Big Apple before returning permanently to their native Kenya. 2 As a tot, Lupita took her first steps in Queens, N.Y. 3 Whoopi Goldberg’s performance in The Color Purple…

ROGUE Prince Harry’s brother William, 41, colonel sudden bizarre crying jag has friends fearing he’s on the verge of a mental collapse as his rift with the royal family grows — and palace sources are convinced he needs to check into a top mental clinic immediately! Courtiers reveal during the Duke of Sussex’s recent visit to England, King Charles’ youngest son had a weeping meltdown when he heard the monarch appointed older in-chief of war vet Harry’s old military regiment. “This was a shocking — and deliberate — slap in the face for the king’s son,” says a courtier. “This is sending a clear message Harry is out as a key member of the royal family and is being stripped of his military honors — just like his sex…

Diet drug jab causes ED! ✚ TRENDY weight loss injections are causing some men to experience erectile dysfunction due to an unexplained drop in testosterone, according to researchers. A study spearheaded by scientists from the University of Texas found one in 75 non-diabetic guys taking blood sugar–regulating semaglutide to slim down saw their bedroom abilities go limp! Dr. Brian Liao admits, “Our findings were in the opposite direction of the expectation, where we expected that weight loss would improve symptoms of erectile dysfunction!” New cure for balding! ✚ INJECTING harvested body fat into the scalp may reverse balding and lead to thicker hair! Researchers from Iran University of Medical Sciences led a study involving nine people who lost their locks from scarring alopecia. The patients had adipose tissue from their…

GAME show icon Vanna White’s turning Wheel of Fortune bosses inside out, according to insiders who say execs are letting her call the shots for fear she’ll clash with new host Ryan Seacrest and walk! “She’s being given a lot of power in deciding how things should be done because they know she’s the heart of the franchise and they don’t want to lose her if she and Ryan don’t get along,” spills a spy. While the 67-year-old letter-turner recently wrangled “a substantial pay increase” over the $3 million per year she was paid for nearly two decades, the insider says network honchos are still terrified she may bolt when Ryan, 49, takes over for ousted host Pat Sajak, 77, next season. “Replacing Pat after so many years is already going…

DARK HORSE presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revealed a worm chowed down on chunks of his brain — yes, really — before doctors realized there was a dead parasite in his noggin! The shocking admission comes as the politico’s closest kin from the famed Kennedy clan distance themselves from his wacky views and scrambled conspiracy theories! Kennedy, 70, has positioned himself as the healthier choice among all candidates. But the disclosure that a worm “got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died” joins a list of health problems he has endured — including mercury poisoning, heart issues, a neurological condition that strangles his voice, and hepatitis C from earlier intravenous drug use. The dead worm was found in RFK Jr.’s skull in 2010…

MARRIED … with Children star Christina Applegate is revealing for the first time her anorexia torture while playing sexy teen Kelly Bundy on the hit sitcom, noting at one point she nibbled “five almonds a day” because she wanted to be so skinny her “bones were sticking out!” Now 52, Christina has been courageously battling crippling multiple sclerosis since August 2021, but the blond beauty recalls her earlier hellish struggle with the “thinny disease” anorexia from ages 16 through 26 when she starred on the show with TV parents Ed O’Neill and Katey Sagal from 1987 to 1997. “It was f**king torture,” she recalls. “I just deprived myself of food for years and years and years. I wanted my bones to be sticking out, so I didn’t eat. “I would eat…

WITH Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted movie popping up — about the invention of the Pop-Tart — it’s time to revisit the best breakfast scene ever filmed! In a five-minute, single-take, virtually silent display of brotherly love in the 1996 food-porn flick Big Night, TONY SHALHOUB and STANLEY TUCCI — playing Italian immigrant chefs who have been at each other’s throats over the future of their restaurant — lock arms and unforgettably share a simple omelet. Tucci later wrote in his memoir, Taste: My Life Through Food, that he absorbed the link between food and love from watching Julia Child’s cooking shows on TV with his mom!…