Globe March 17, 2025

LADY FINGER With her trademark ti ger mane still flowing at age 88, DYAN CANNON gets right to the point IN THE PINK True Colors singer CYNDI LAUPER turns phosphorescent during a wigged-out performance in London TONGUE TWISTER CHRIS NOTH gets tongue-tied during a family outing at Universal Studios EAT MY DUST! AMY SCHUMER cleans up her act at the 50th anniversary shindig for SNL CHECKMATE! Square guy ETHAN HAWKE gets his nose out of joint during a photo op for Blue Moon MINI-ME JOHN MALKOVICH’S creepy doppelganger is better dressed than he is at the Los Angeles premiere of Opus…

BLUE BLOODS alum Tom Selleck is seeing red over the ultimate betrayal — former costar and protégé Donnie Wahlberg is stealing his beloved TV show! The 80-year-old former Magnum, P.I. star bitterly fought CBS execs to keep his hit show Blue Bloods on the air — and lost. Now sources say he hit the roof when he learned Donnie will be the star of the show’s just-announced spinoff, Boston Blue. The new series will reunite viewers with Donnie’s character, NYPD officer Danny Reagan, as he moves to the Hub and joins the Boston police department, where he’ll team up with detective Lena Peters, a character from a prominent law enforcement family. “This is a HUGE betrayal,” spits a source. “The Reagans never left New York. Now Danny’s just up and…

GASBAG Greg Gutfeld is raking in huge numbers on Fox News, but sources reveal that his colleagues revile him for being terminally obnoxious and they tease him mercilessly behind his back! “Greg might be popular with viewers but he’s pretty much an outcast around the Fox offices,” dishes an insider. “No one can stand him, and he rarely, if ever, gets invited out to afterwork drinks.” The host of the latenight–style show Gutfeld! is reportedly pulling in more than 4 million viewers a night, and the impressive numbers are said to be only worsening his already overinflated ego. “His arrogance is turning everyone off, just like it has for many years — even before he worked at Fox,” spills the spy. “Greg can be charming when he wants, but he…

HOT-TO-TROT Kim Kardashian is thrilled to have reconnected with ex-love Pete Davidson at the SNL 50th anniversary party, and sources say that even if the comic is not up for another fullblown romance, the Skims hawker is pushing for the next best thing — a nostrings booty-call setup! “Sex was never their problem,” blabs an insider. “She loved it and bragged at the time that now she knew what she was missing.” Sources note that the 31-year-old funnyman is on good terms with most of his exes, so when the 44-year-old fashionista sashayed over to him at the celeb-studded Feb. 16 bash, he flashed her his best smile. As GLOBE has reported, the bottom-heavy reality star dated Pete for nine months in 2022, during which Kim’s jealous exhubby Kanye West bullied…

NUTTY Kanye West’s latest binge of bizarre rants and raves has been fueled by laughing gas, according to sources who say his lust for the brain-scrambling stuff will likely send him back to the loony bin! As GLOBE readers know, Kanye’s controversial exmanager, far-right pundit Milo Yiannopoulos, shockingly filed suit against dentist Thomas P. Connelly, claiming he got the rapper hooked on the gas, nitrous oxide, after he installed a $850,000 titanium grill last year. “When Kanye is inhaling laughing gas, he loses all his inhibitions and just says and does anything that comes to him at the spur of the moment,” spills a snitch. “Half the time, he doesn’t even remember afterward.” Yiannopoulos alleges that Connelly charged West a whopping $50,000 a month to supply him with nitrous for…

COUNTRY strummer Zach Bryan’s career apparently isn’t the only thing flying high right now, and sources fear the notorious boozer may crash and burn in a sea of alcohol! Zach’s latest drinking disaster played out Feb. 17 at a Big Apple watering hole when he nearly sparked a bar brawl by arguing with a dude and uttering a homophobic slur! The other guy was wearing Ray-Ban meta glasses, which can take photos and videos, and Zach thought he was filming him and his buddies shooting pool. “I wanna rip ’em off your face so bad, ’cause we’re at a bar,” Zach blurted out. The other guy insisted he was just shooting videos of his own pals, saying, “It has nothing to do with you. And you’re just being a f***king…