Globe December 4, 2023

WELL, BELLOW THERE! TV weatherman AL ROKER won’t let anyone rain on his parade as the dapper loudmouth does his duty on Today CLOWNING AROUND Little People, Big World’s AMY ROLOFF goes for giant laughs as a jolly jester at the Oregon farm of her ex-hubby, Matt THE WRONG STUFF Talk about an astro-not! ED HARRIS looks more like the Crypt Keeper than The Right Stuff’s heroic John Glenn! BLEW OVER ME LEANN RIMES has a hair-raising day as the Blue singer flies through London THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! ALL DOLLED UP Hellboy’s DAVID HARBOUR toys with his tough guy image in a pink Barbie jacket in Hollywood TOTAL LUNA-TIC Goofy Grammy winner JANELLE MONÁE sports quirky brooches on her bodice while hamming it up for the camera…

TENNIS bad boy Andre Agassi was so desperate to hide his taboo affair with 28-years-older Barbra Streisand, he’d hide in the trunk of his car to avoid detection when they hooked up, the cagey cougar now confesses. Back in 1992, the 22-year-old tennis toyboy was at the top of his game when he started a love match with the 50-year-old Funny Girl, which sent the Hollywood gossip mill into high gear. In her recently released memoir, My Name Is Barbra, the People singer reveals after watching lover Agassi play at 1993’s Wimbledon in London, she and friends went to an eatery where “Andre joined us for dinner — his driver actually hid him in the trunk of the car.” The May-December affair began a year earlier when Andre bombarded her with…

THRILLED Kelly Clarkson is ready to toss a party to celebrate finally getting ex-husband Brandon Blackstock off her gravy train by making the final payment of his whopping $2.4 million spousal support, insiders tattle. As part of the March 2022 settlement to end their bitter divorce, Kelly, 41, agreed to pay her 46-year-old former manager $115,000 a month — and her last check will finally be in the January mail. Incredibly, the popular singer and talk host had to dole out the $2.4 million the past two years after already shelling out a onetime $1.3 million lump sum payment to bullish Blackstock, who has left the music industry to become a cattle rancher. Now, the Stronger singer “is delighted to be done with this and end Brandon’s free ride,” a…

REALITY star Kyle Richards keeps dropping the “divorce” word — and taking it back — while addressing her marriage with estranged husband Mauricio Umansky. The 54-year-old Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star — who’s pooh-poohed rumors about having a lesbian lover — recently confessed, “Going through my divorce, all that has made me stronger, but it definitely changes you as a person.” But she later walked back and claimed she “misspoke.” While Mauricio, 53, publicly claims, “We’re still living together under the same roof and I’m proud of the way that we are navigating through this,” spies dish he’s miserable and ready to walk away from the endless drama. But ending their marriage after 27 years and three kids could cost him big time. Sources snitch real estate maverick Mauricio is…

NO JOKE! Desperate quizmaster Ken Jennings has hired a comedy coach to help him beat rival co-host Mayim Bialik, but his recent “cringe-worthy” quip about old folks has put him in Jeopardy, a source tells GLOBE! On the Nov. 9 episode of the Champions Wildcard tournament, contestant Jen Jazwinski noted the folks at her granny’s assisted living home stood and cheered when she originally won. The 49-year-old Jennings couldn’t help but quip: “That’s great! Standing up: not easy for all those people, I would assume.” He was immediately clobbered with posts accusing him of being tasteless! Hopefully, the gag wasn’t given to him by the comedy coach insiders say he’s hired to help him seize a solo hosting gig from Mayim, 47, who’s rejoining the game show after honoring the…

FOOTLOOSE’s Kevin Bacon has sworn off swine dining — and will no longer pork up on the food that shares his name! While chewing the fat about his diet, the 65-year-old star confides he doesn’t feel right about consuming pigs — or goats — O because he and spouse Kyra Sedgwick, 58, now keep the hoofers at their Connecticut farm. Bacon snorts, “My wife is like, ‘We can’t get any more animals because you’re going to stop eating everything!’ ”…