Globe October 7, 2024

SHE’S NO SLOUCH! Flexing TORI SPELLING looks ready to arm wrestle her dance partner on her way to DWTS rehearsals CHECKERED HISTORY! Ghostly MIA FARROW wears plaid on plaid in a fashion mis-statement THE CRUTCH OF THE MATTER Shock rocker ALICE COOPER’s Freaks on Parade show limps along in Austin, Texas TULLE-ING AROUND! Real estate magnate and Shark Tank titan BARBARA CORCORAN unveils a shocking road map — on her legs FROTHING AT THE MOUTH! JASON ALDEAN gives himself a beer moustache during a family outing to Disneyland LENO’S BINGE-WATCH Former late-night gabber JAY LENO adds another timepiece to his collection — but it looks like time is not on his side…

UNLUCKY-in-love Kelly Clarkson has been striking out in the dating game, and sources say good pals Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood have decided to step in and help find her a nice country hunk to cuddle with. “They’re not being pushy about it, but they are letting Kelly know the offer is there,” explains an insider. “They know a lot of fine eligible men in the music world. “They think Kelly’s a great gal with lots of sass. They can’t understand why someone with her cute looks and perky personality hasn’t been snatched up already.” As GLOBE reported, the gab show queen has been single since she filed to end her marriage to music manager Brandon Blackstock in June 2020. Following a court battle over money, the divorce was finally finalized…

COUNTRY thrush Miranda Lambert’s looking sensational and putting the sizzle back in her troubled marriage to husband Brendan McLoughlin, with help from her glam squad, sources squeal. The 40-year-old Little Red Wagon songbird was dressed to the nines at the Sept. 11 MTV Video Music Awards, where her 32-year-old ex-cop hubby, Brendan, couldn’t keep his hands off her, snitch sources. “She’s going for the blond bombshell look and it’s working on Brendan,” spills an insider. “She’s flirting up a storm and has him eating out of her hand.” As GLOBE reported, Miranda was left fuming after Brendan was caught on video dirty dancing with gals at Miranda’s downtown Nashville bar, Casa Rosa, in June. The hubby of a cutie that Brendan was dancing with later said it was all a…

ROCKER Bruce Springsteen is heaping praise on wife Patti Scialfa after she publicly revealed her yearslong battle with blood cancer and insiders say the fearful music icon is dropping everything to help her win her battle with the vicious killer. “Health scares like this are not a drill for Bruce — he takes these things incredibly seriously and not just because he’s lost a lot of friends over the years,” reveals an insider. “Bruce is a big believer in putting health first, above everything, and in NOT trying to run a tour or a business when you’re battling something as serious as cancer.” The Boss’s new documentary, Road Diary: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, revealed his wife of 33 years has been battling multiple myeloma since 2018. Patti, 71,…

CASH-STRAPPED Britney Spears is finally off the hook for the near $1 million yearly child support payments she forks over to ex-husband Kevin Federline for their teen sons, Sean and Jayden, but friends fear the unhinged pop princess will find another way to blow her dwindling bucks! The 42-year-old Baby One More Time singer had been paying $40,000 a month for each son — or a staggering $960,000 annually — to Kevin, who has had sole custody of their boys since Britney’s public meltdown tumbled her into a psycho ward in 2008. Her payments for Sean ended when he turned 18 last year, and she’ll pen a final support check for 18-year-old Jayden in November. “It’s a happy time for Britney since she always resented paying all that money and…

MANLESS Demi Moore’s turned to her dogs for love and companionship and sources say the actress has become so attached to her pooches she wants to be buried with each and every one of her pampered pets when the end comes. Sources tattle the 61-year-old Striptease beauty’s house is overrun by her yippy pups and she recently raised eyebrows when she told The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon they all sleep in her bed with her, adding the quip: “Hence why I’m single.” Once one of Tinseltown’s sexiest beauties with hunky ex-hubbies Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis, father of her three grown daughters, Demi’s now devoted her life and home to spoiling her bowwows. An insider blabs “Demi’s got pee pads all over the house that reek. Now she’s talking…