Globe May 13, 2024

BREAKING SNOOZE! Kitchen whiz CHRISSY TEIGEN cooks up a comfy outfit for a day at her West Hollywood office CHIN-CREDIBLE BULK Save by the Bell’s TIFFANI AMBER THIESSEN has added celebrity chef to her résumé — and extra chins to her face! NO CAINE DO The end credits may have started to roll for ancient Oscar winner MICHAEL CAINE HE’S A MANE-IAC! Shaggy JASON BATEMAN is letting himself go — but looks ready for a sequel to his Teen Wolf Too JOAN VAN EEK The ship has sailed for JOAN VAN ARK — the Knots Landing beauty’s looks sank long ago ROUND TRIP Doughball DANNY DeVITO bounces south of the border — where the Taxi grump reveals his blubbery beach bod…

JEALOUS Kris Jenner is living in fear her 25-years-younger beau, Corey Gamble, is set to escape his golden cage to become a star in his own right — and hook up with gals way below her age, spies dish. The 43-year-old hunk has been 68-year-old Kris’ bedmate and gofer for nearly ten years and is so under her thumb, he lost a role on TV’s hit Yellowstone last year when Kris kiboshed the gig over fears of losing him to someone younger and prettier, according to a mole. “He’s still complaining and talking about how he could have been on the show if it weren’t for Kris,” spills a spy. “He’s got a lot of connections and has been getting plenty of offers and most people think it’s only a matter…

MUSIC icon Dolly Parton helped Sylvester Stallone save his once-shaky marriage to model-wife Jennifer Flavin by turning him into a down-home country boy, tattle sources. Dolly, 78, has been pals with Sly, 77, since they co-starred in the 1984 flick Rhinestone and he’s taken tips from her marriage with Carl Dean, 81, her hubby of 57 years who’s now tragically battling Alzheimer’s disease. Says a source, “Sly’s taken note of Dolly’s amazing love story and that’s helped him to keep things solid in his own marriage” to Jennifer, 55, his wife of 27 years. “He used to be this macho tough guy and that wasn’t doing him any favors at home. This new countrified attitude has had a calming effect on Sly.” As GLOBE previously revealed, the couple went through…

BIG weenie John Wayne Bobbitt, 57, says having his toes amputated isn’t as hard as when now ex-wife Lorena lopped off his manhood! He blabs, “I was 26 years old when I lost my penis. I didn’t even want to live when that happened until the doctor put it back on.” The former Marine, who recently lost his piggies to toxic peripheral polyneuropathy, proved his bad feelings haven’t petered out by declaring, “Toes aren’t nearly as traumatic.”…

SOCCER legend David Beckham is dragging movie hunk Mark Wahlberg into court claiming the pumped-up actor cheated him out of $10 million in a fitness company deal gone bad. According to Beckham, he became pals with the Shooter muscleman after moving to California to play for the L.A. Galaxy soccer team — and the actor, 52, used their relationship to “dupe” him into signing a promo deal with an annual $1.5 million paycheck with F45 Training, a fitness firm. Mark, who owns 36 percent of the gym franchise and is the brand officer, wanted Beckham to become the company’s global ambassador, according to the suit. At the time, the British ball booter, 48, was one of the world’s most famous jocks with millions of fans and social media followers, who…

CAUTIOUS Candace Cameron Bure is no longer zipping her lips about a failed stunt on Fuller House — insisting a faulty zipline “landed right on top of my head” and nearly killed her! The 48-year-old actress claims she “almost died” after rehearsing the bit on the sitcom’s living room set. “When I landed off the zipline and stopped, the whole mechanism” came smashing down on her, she dishes — adding that another inch and “it would have probably broken my neck!”…