Globe August 26, 2024

OLD HAT DIANE KEATON stays true to her signature Annie Hall style — but her belted pants highlight her tummy troubles LOOKING SWELL! Pregnant CARDI B flaunts her bulging belly — after revealing her marriage to fellow rapper Offset has hit another bump in the road SLEEPER AGENT DAVID DUCHOVNY takes the stage to rock out in the U.K. — but the tired-looking X-Files fed doesn’t appear up to scruff! CREASED FRIGHTENING! Venom hunk TOM HARDY’s brow is as wrinkled as a Shar-Pei pooch! MELONCHOLY BABY Sex and the City’s SARAH JESSICA PARKER has a fruitful afternoon in the Big Apple STICKING POINT Breakdown baddie M.C. GAINEY looks like one of The Walking Dead as he hobbles his way around L.A.…

AGING Rod Stewart’s raging lust is petering out, and insiders tattle the Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? singer has gone from being one of the planet’s biggest horndogs to a pooped duffer. The 79-year-old Hot Legs crooner recently confessed, “I’m aware my days are numbered” and spies dish the thrice-wed Romeo’s morbid attitude isn’t scoring any bedroom points with his much younger wife, former model Penny Lancaster, 53. “He’s not the big stud he once was and has to pace himself,” blabs a source. “He tires out easily and it’s a bummer for him and Penny too.” The pair wed in 2007 and share sons Alastair, 18, and Aiden, 13. Randy Rod has six more kids with four baby mamas — Sarah, 60, Kimberly, 44, Sean, 43, Ruby, 37, Renee,…

CUTIE-PIE Reese With erspoon has snagged a mega-wealthy new beau on the dating-go-round, and now insiders say she plans to snap The Morning Show co-star Jennifer Aniston out of her single-girl rut by double dating. The perky 48-year-old blonde has been cuddling with financier Oliver Haarmann for a few weeks — her first relationship since splitting from now ex-hubby Jim Toth last year. “Reese is playing down this new romance but it’s obvious she’s totally into Oliver,” spills an insider. “She lights up when she talks about him, and she’s now started saying that Jen needs to find a guy like him.” According to the source, the 55-year-old former Friends star hasn’t dated anyone seriously since her divorce from second hubby Justin Theroux in February 2018. “Reese is convinced Jen’s…

SONGBIRD Lady Gaga has turned into a bridezilla over her wedding plans, with sources saying her inner diva dragon has reared in full fury, driving her beau, Michael Polansky, batty! The 38-year-old, who’s been sporting a diamond on her finger for months, finally blabbed that she and the tech investor, 46, are getting hitched when she recently introduced him as her fiancé to the French prime minister. But the snitch claims prepping for the walk down the aisle has turned Gaga into a nightmare! “She’s been going back and forth about the type of wedding she wants,” says the source. “One day she wants an intimate low-key affair on her Malibu ranch and the next day it’s a castle overseas.” The pair have been lovebirds since 2019. Before that Gaga…

SEX — lots and lots of it—is the secret ingredient that keeps things spicy in Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s relationship, especially as she navigates tough times in her career, spies dish. Sources tell GLOBE Orlando has managed to keep his fiancée’s spirits up even after the first single from her forthcoming album bombed. “Their relationship works because of the physical connection between Katy and Orlando,” an insider dishes. “It’s the big thing they have in common in addition to being parents together. “He’s not a heavy drinker or party animal,” the spy says. “His vice is sex, plain and simple, and that’s why it manages to work between him and Katy. The electricity between them is still there, still humming even with the challenges Katy has been facing as…

FORMER daytime diva Sally Jessy Raphael has leveled shocking charges claiming she was stabbed in the back by a TV show executive who set her up to self-destruct after learning she was battling cancer. “All they needed was a 60-year-old that might have cancer,” says the now 89-year-old former talk icon. “I was stupid enough to tell them.” Now a grieving widow living in upstate New York, the former queen of daytime TV is convinced show bigwigs pushed her out because she had qualms about doing a show like bottom-feeding rivals Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. Her program was canceled after 19 years due to low ratings in 2002. A trained journalist who covered Central American affairs for top wire services Associated Press and United Press International early in her…