Globe November 11, 2024

IT’S PUPPY LOVE, FUR SURE! Former Bond girl JANE SEYMOUR is howling with joy over making friends with a cuddly canine THE OLD BAT Crazy Train singer OZZY OSBOURNE keeps chugging along — but the ailing rocker looks like he’s speeding toward the end of the line! JUST ROLL WITH IT Chopped champ Lish Steiling has the recipe to muzzle TV chatterbox TAMRON HALL! KNIGHT MOVES Mike and Molly’s MELISSA McCARTHY is ready to prove her mettle by horsing around in a silly suit of armor FIELD OF SCREAMS Bridget Jones bad boy HUGH GRANT gets a kick out of watching a soccer game in Italy ONE-SNACK MIND Scenery-chewing funnyman DAVID ALAN GRIER enjoys a taste of success with his lifetime achievement award for comedy at the Newport Beach Film…

MIDNIGHT rambler Cher is channeling her inner Morticia Addams in a desperate, macabre attempt to hold on to her youth and keep her May-December romance with Alexander “A.E.” Edwards alive, sources tell GLOBE! “Her habits have always been a little strange, but she seems to have taken things to a darker place lately,” as she gets more and more obsessed with not losing A.E., the 38-year-old music producer she’s been dating on and off since November 2022, spills an insider. The Witches of Eastwick star, 78, “tries to act like she’s got this under control, but the age difference is a big source of anxiety for her, she’s paranoid about looking too old,” a source dishes. “She’s always avoided getting too much sun but now she rarely leaves her house…

DIVORCÉE Maria Shriver has been happily dating political analyst Matthew Dowd for more than a decade, but the pretty 69-year-old ex-wife of Arnold Schwarzenegger is saying “no” to the newsman’s proposals because she refuses to get hitched again, insiders chatter. Maria gave Arnold the boot in 2011, after 25 years of marriage and learning he’d outrageously fathered a son under her nose with their longtime housekeeper Mildred Baena. But the staunch Catholic member of the Kennedy clan, who had four kids with the musclehead former California governor, dragged her feet about finalizing their divorce until a decade later in 2021. “She was devastated when she discovered Arnold not only was cheating, but had fathered a son with their housekeeper just five days before she gave birth to their son Christopher.…

COMIC Rosie O’Donnell’s oldest daughter, Chelsea Belle O’Donnell, was busted after cops found her living with her 11-month-old baby boy in a filthy drug den. The 27-year-old was charged with maintaining a drug trafficking place, child neglect, possession of meth and possession of THC by cops in Marinette, Wis. The arrest came after Chelsea called 911 and was heard yelling at someone to “get the hell away!” When cops arrived, they reportedly found Chelsea and her tot Atlas in the feces- and garbage-strewn house along with meth pipes, a box of hypodermic needles in the baby’s bedroom, and a vial of what appeared to be meth and a plastic baggie of pills hidden in Chelsea’s bra. Rosie, 62, adopted Chelsea as a baby with then-wife Kelli Carpenter, but she left home…

IT’S time for creepy codger Rudy Giuliani to pay the piper — a Manhattan judge has ordered the failed former lawyer to hand over the keys to his upscale New York City penthouse apartment AND his fancy set of wheels to two Georgia election workers he defamed! That’s just a drop in the bucket of paying off a $148 million judgment against the former mayor of New York City. The bug-eyed 80-year-old falsely claimed poll workers Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss tried to cheat ex-prez Donald Trump out of a second stay in office during the 2020 election. His lies have cost him dearly! A federal jury awarded Freeman and Moss the whopping judgment at a December 2023 trial, and Rudy’s attempts to dodge a financial bullet by declaring bankruptcy…

DISGRACED Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has been diagnosed with chronic myeloid leukemia, a rare, slow-growing form of bone-marrow cancer. The 72-year-old predator is receiving treatment behind bars while awaiting retrial on sex crime charges in New York after his 2020 conviction was overturned on appeal. He’s also currently serving a separate 23-year sentence for rape and sexual assault. Weinstein, whose abuse helped spark the #metoo movement, also suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure and spinal stenosis.…