Globe October 9, 2023

SEE LEVEL The breeze proves tutu much for Black Swan ballerina NATALIE PORTMAN — whose shapewear is suddenly on display! SCREEN QUEEN Phone zombie JOJO SIWA stays fixated on her cell as the YouTuber chows down in L.A. GOING HOG WILD Concert chameleon SHANIA TWAIN nets attention onstage in London by wigging out on a motorcycle HOW BEE-ZARRE! STING’s angsty expression makes the rangy rocker look like the King of Pain! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! IN GRAPE HASTE Succession corker BRIAN COX wastes no time downing a glass of wine NO TANKS! Dancing with the Stars goofball VAL CHMERKOVSKIY proves he’s a total boob!…

MONACO’S notorious runaway princess, Charlene, fled the country once again — days after insisting she’s “serene and happy” in her 12-year marriage to Prince Albert! The former Olympic swimmer, 45, traveled solo to her home country of South Africa, while Albert, 65, stayed put in his plush palace in Monte Carlo with their eight-year-old twins — Princess Gabriella and Prince Jacques. Sources snitch the pair were expected to put on a united front at a charity event near Johannesburg amid rumors their romance is a sham. But Charlene shockingly attended the function without her husband! Spies have claimed the royals are strictly a ceremonial couple and only get together for public events — if, and when, the pudgy prince can book an appointment with the glam gal, who’s established her…

JUST months after a bitter breakup, love-hungry 77-year-old Cher and her toyboy Alexander “AE” Edwards have turned back time and were spied holding hands on a surprise date! The Believe songbird enjoyed din-din with Edwards, 37, and his fellow kiddies — Colombian singer J Balvin, 38, and his model galpal Valentina Ferrer, 30, and rapper Tyga, 33 — at the trendy Beverly Hills eatery Funke late last month. The showbiz legend seemed Moonstruck in an all-black blouse, loose pants and trench coat matching her famous, long-hanging raven locks. Edwards color-coordinated in black pants, coat and heavy work-type boots. The odd couple reportedly broke up five months ago, but gawkers couldn’t tell by the way they held hands, stared at each other and smiled as if sharing a very intimate secret…

BIPOLAR Britney Spears did, indeed, have a fling with her felon ex-house-keeper — despite her initial denials, sources say! Now pals are defending the 41-year-old pop tart by insisting she only hooked up with Paul Richard Soliz, 37, two times — after estranged hubby Sam Asghari filed for divorce — and the minute she found out about his shady past, she cut him off for good! “They had a short fling after Sam left but that was it,” spills an insider. “Britney hooked up with him twice and, at the time, did not know about his criminal past. She no longer has any communication with him.” The dirty dust-up over the housekeeper emerged just weeks after 29-year-old Asghari pulled the plug on his tempestuous 14-month marriage to the Toxic songbird…

REALITY star Shannon Beador was busted for drunk driving after cops say she smacked into a house, drove off, parked in the middle of the road and began walking her pet pooch. The 59-year-old Real House-wives of Orange County diva was nabbed by police, booked for DUI and hit-and-run and released without bond by Newport Beach cops, who kept her car. Sources say the reality star’s going through a rough time since splitting with beau John Janssen. In July, a source claimed “wasted” Beador was booted from a bar for a “screaming match” with Janssen’s daughter.…

PANICKED over his fizzling movie career, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson made a shocking return to the pro wrestling ring as part of a desperate career reboot, stunned insiders reveal. After tanking in his big-budget DC superhero flick, Black Adam, and enduring the cancellation of his TV sitcom Young Rock, the 51-year-old beefcake stunned fans by climbing back through the ropes at World Wrestling Entertainment’s Denver SmackDown last month — four years after his last bout. Amid frenzied hype, the dad of three resumed grappling with ring rival and fellow jock turned actor John Cena, 46, with the pair putting on a classically cheesy show. While Johnson was happy to ham it up for the sports nerds — and likely pocketed a big fat check — insiders snitch he’s been slammed…