Globe August 12, 2024

BUTT OF COURSE! Cheeky singer PARIS JACKSON hightails it from an L.A. recording studio in as-toundingly short shorts THUNDER ROAD Rocker BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN doesn’t let the wet weather rain on his parade in Norway — and plays for three hours! HOW SWILLEGANT! Everything’s coming up rosé for bubbly model CHRISTIE BRINKLEY, who can’t bottle up her enthusiasm for booze! AGAINST THE CLOCK MARTHA STEWART’s wrinkled mitt proves the domestic diva can’t stop the hands of time! DRAWING A BLANK Falling Down’s MICHAEL DOUGLAS is still upright at 79 — but his vacant stare makes it look like no one’s home! THAT BLOWS! Vanderpump Rules hunk JAX TAYLOR spruces up the North Hollywood home he owns with estranged wife Brittany Cartwright — after the feds put a $35,000 tax lien on the…

DISGRACED Hollywood heavyweight Will Smith is having a blast with new BFF Johnny Depp, and insiders say his controlling wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, is seeing red! The 55-year-old actor, who was canceled by Tinseltown after slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, was snapped partying with Depp, 61, aboard a yacht in Italy — with Jada nowhere in sight. “Will and Johnny go way back, and have a lot of mutual friends,” spills a spy. The cozy friendship has 52-year-old Jada, who walked the red carpet with Will at the June premiere of his flick Bad Boys: Ride or Die, in a tizzy. “She feels he’s run off living a single life and rubbing it in her face while she’s been supporting him,” tattles the tipster. As GLOBE has reported, Will…

BITTER ex-wife Amber Heard is reportedly trashing Johnny Depp’s new romance with look-alike model Yulia Vlasova, and insiders say the Aquaman beauty is convinced the love-in is doomed. “Amber pities Yulia. She knows how charming Johnny can be and is always on his best behavior at first,” dishes a source. “But she’s certain that before long this poor woman will face the brunt of his toxic tendencies.” The 61-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean superstar’s new 29-year-old Russian-born galpal is a carbon copy of Amber, 38, say sources. “A lot of her friends have pointed out how much Yulia looks like a younger version of Amber, which is just so creepy,” tattles a tip-ster. “Amber is rolling her eyes at the look-alike factor and finds it pretty telling that he’s chosen…

REALITY queen Kyle Richards is over estranged hubby Mauricio Umansky, but sources say the hottie thinks he’s tacky for parading his new young galpals in public while they’re still hitched! “They’re separated but no paperwork has been finalized and Kyle thinks they should be a lot more discreet out of respect for each other and their kids,” snitches a source. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and the Buying Beverly Hills super agent, 53, still share a home, but lead separate lives after splitting following 27 years of marriage and daughters Alexia, 27, Sophia, 24, and Portia, 16. Kyle, 55, got her hackles up when her ex was snapped locking lips with 33-year-old Russian actress Nikita Kahn at a Greek airport July 16. “Kyle thinks he should have the decency not…

SHOCKING top secret FBI files tie the late Prince Philip to two of the sex-trap gals involved in England’s devastating 1960s spy scandal — the Profumo Affair! The newly surfaced documents include a bombshell memo written by FBI boss J. Edgar Hoover noting that U.S. businessman Thomas Corbally, who was involved in industrial spying, said there was buzz Queen Elizabeth’s hubby was linked to showgirls Christine Keeler, then 19, and Mandy Rice-Davies, 18, the gals at the heart of England’s notorious spy crisis. “Corbally also stated there was a rumor Prince Philip may have been involved with these two girls,” Hoover wrote. The explosive memo links the playboy prince, who died at age 99 in 2021, to two scandals — one that he was cheating on his wife, the queen,…

DOLLY PARTON is being teased by fans for pronouncing words like the late James Bond icon Sean Connery with his thick Scottish accent but insiders tattle the problem is due to her years of obsessive dental work. The humiliated 78-year-old hitmaker was noticeably lisping in a recent video posted to X. She was telling everybody about her recent discovery she had some Welsh ancestry, or “Welsth” as she pronounced the word. Eyebrows were also raised when Dolly appeared to say “ancethstry” instead of ancestry and “sthreaming” instead of streaming. Fickle fans posted this isn’t the first time that people have noticed Dolly having difficulty talking through her pearly whites. “Guess y’all didn’t hear Dolly Parton talk lately. With her new dentures, she lisps really bad. But you guys still talking…